I never forget that and you know it. But something like this has nothing to do with my best interests. And you know that too. You're just trying to get me riled up.
[Ratio's present it left out for him to find sometime during the night, since he's likely to be the first one up of the two of them. At some point, Birthday snuck out of bed long enough to wrap it up in some bright yellow paper and adorn it with a poorly tied red bow.
Inside he will find a nice new medical bag for carrying around Important Doctor Things! But right now, inside the bag, he's stuffed a new pair of gloves, a couple of ties, and an apron so stupid and borderline nonsensical that there was absolutely no way for him to resist getting it. Enjoy!]
action; hello doctor i'd like to get out of this cast
[kuramochi is curious of whether this doctor guy has a routine problem with someone trying to get high or whatever off of the painkillers. what kind of punk does this guy know?
...and isn't this place nori's place too?
he complies and enters with a nod of his head as a greeting.]
Uh... So I've never been in a cast before. What're you supposed to do to get it off?
[well at least he got the first part down. when he's asked to see the arm, kuramochi offers the arm over without question, because...well how else would he get it off?]
Here? [he's a little confused, alright. but it shouldn't be that bad to get out of the cast, right?]
[Ratio takes Kuramochi's arm and looks it over, feeling at the muscles surrounding the outside of the cast to make sure nothing seems too out of place.]
Are you experiencing any pain still? Or has it mostly gone away?
[He'll go to his bag (handy at all times) and pull out a saw. Hmm, yes, this should do well.]
[Action] backdated to the roses nonsense lmao whoops
[Give away flowers? That's not gonna be hard at all. He's got a few people in the house, after all, and there's nothing that says he can't give away more than one flower to one person. So, as soon as he and Ratio are both up and about, Birthday hunts the good doctor down.]
Heeyy, Ratio, I've got somethin' for you!
[Between his fingers are one purple and one blue rose, which he waves tantalizingly toward Ratio. You know you want this heartfelt gift from your husbando!]
[Ratio looks up from what he's been working on to see the roses being waved at him. He raises an eyebrow and then promptly lowers his gaze back to his work.]
That's nice. A cup would work well as a vase, I suppose.
[Birthday gives an exaggerated shrug, like, "what can you do?" before leaning in toward Ratio a little.]
Hold on to 'em while I find something good, then.
[It's not even like he knows what's up with the roses just yet, he just doesn't want to do all the work with carrying them around. Like it's super hard or something.]
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[Text] FWD THIS TO 10PPL OR U'LL BE HAUNTED FOR OCTOBER!!!
[Christens your inbox with this garbage ten times. Enjoy.]
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Birthday please do not send me this garbage anymore. Thank you.
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it's like you forget that you're actually important to me! don't be so cold!
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But something like this has nothing to do with my best interests.
And you know that too. You're just trying to get me riled up.
wtf gmail why did you eat this tag
but it's all in good fun! I promise ♥
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[He's not wrong, okay]
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[What sort of four year old is he being, gosh...]
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25/12, mailbox
Inside the big box is an assortment of ten jars full of cotton candy. ]
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Inside he will find a nice new medical bag for carrying around Important Doctor Things! But right now, inside the bag, he's stuffed a new pair of gloves, a couple of ties, and an apron so stupid and borderline nonsensical that there was absolutely no way for him to resist getting it. Enjoy!]
action; hello doctor i'd like to get out of this cast
hey, it's been long enough since he had the arm in the cast, right?
please say yes.]OH BOY sorry for late reply!!
Ratio comes to the door and immediately narrows his one visible eye at the boy.]
You're not just here to 'score' painkillers off of me, are you?
[Ratio!!! You've spent too much time around Birthday, stop that... You sound so old right now...]
omfg....
That immediately gets a frown from Kuramochi in response. Because no sportsman would d that......]
Why the hell would I do that?? I'm just here to see if I can get out of this stupid cast!
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[And with that, the frown goes away and is replaced by a small smile as Ratio steps back and motions for Kuramochi to come inside.]
Then let's take a look and see.
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...and isn't this place nori's place too?
he complies and enters with a nod of his head as a greeting.]
Uh... So I've never been in a cast before. What're you supposed to do to get it off?
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[He closes the door and turns to face Kuramochi.]
So you're doing well so far.
Secondly, though, I'll have to take a look at everything and make sure you're well enough to come out of it. Do you mind?
[Asking the question even as he reaches for Kuramochi's arm.]
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Here? [he's a little confused, alright. but it shouldn't be that bad to get out of the cast, right?]
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Are you experiencing any pain still? Or has it mostly gone away?
[He'll go to his bag (handy at all times) and pull out a saw. Hmm, yes, this should do well.]
[Action] backdated to the roses nonsense lmao whoops
Heeyy, Ratio, I've got somethin' for you!
[Between his fingers are one purple and one blue rose, which he waves tantalizingly toward Ratio. You know you want this heartfelt gift from your husbando!]
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That's nice. A cup would work well as a vase, I suppose.
[...dude.]
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Are you implying that you want me to pick it out for you?
[Because that could end weirdly, or poorly, depending on how much of a shit he feels like being over having to do the work here.]
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[He pats a very specific open spot on his desk. The roses would look best there.]
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Hold on to 'em while I find something good, then.
[It's not even like he knows what's up with the roses just yet, he just doesn't want to do all the work with carrying them around. Like it's super hard or something.]