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[Text] FWD THIS TO 10PPL OR U'LL BE HAUNTED FOR OCTOBER!!!

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[Christens your inbox with this garbage ten times. Enjoy.]

[doctorperspective]

Are you kidding me?

Birthday please do not send me this garbage anymore. Thank you.

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i am just trying to give you an opportunity to be safe! you don't want the house to get haunted, do you?

[doctorperspective]

The house wouldn't be haunted either way because there is no such thing as ghosts. Why are you buying into this?

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it's just the spirit of the season! a little harmless fun, come on ratiochan, don't be such a stick in the mud.

[doctorperspective]

I'll be whatever I need to be to keep you from bothering me!

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don't say that like you don't enjoy my botherings! SOMEONE has to keep you on your toes, after all

[doctorperspective]

I would rather not be on my toes all the time, thank you.

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not all the time! just enough of the time.

[doctorperspective]

What you think is enough and what I think is enough are two completely different things.

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I only have your best interests at heart!! ♥

[doctorperspective]

Somehow I can't help but doubt that.

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for real?

it's like you forget that you're actually important to me! don't be so cold!

[doctorperspective]

I never forget that and you know it.
But something like this has nothing to do with my best interests.
And you know that too. You're just trying to get me riled up.

wtf gmail why did you eat this tag

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Maybe a little!
but it's all in good fun! I promise ♥

[doctorperspective]

Your definition of "good fun" and mine do not mesh.

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sometimes they do

[He's not wrong, okay]

[doctorperspective]

Very rarely. So rarely that it seems pointless to count those times.

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you think we shouldnt be counting the times when I get you to have a good time?? so mean!!

[doctorperspective]

I'm not attempting to be mean. I am just stating a fact.

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your facts are mean!!!

[What sort of four year old is he being, gosh...]

[doctorperspective]

That's unfortunate. But I can't do anything about that.

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you could be more constructive with your criticism!!

[doctorperspective]

If I were to be more constructive, it would go right over your head. So no.

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how am i supposed to improve with that kind of attitude? :(